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Two guys were driving along when the driver ran a stoplight. His buddy said, “What are you doing? You ran a stoplight!” The driver said, “Oh, it’s okay. My brother does it all the time.” Pretty soon they came to another stoplight and went right through that one, too. “Are you out of your mind? You ran another one!” The driver said, “It’s okay. My brother does it all the time.” Then they came to a green light and the driver slammed on the brakes. His friend said, “Now what? It’s green. Go!” The driver replied, “No way! My brother might be coming!”