Whatcha Doin’? (joke)

Little Johnny woke up late one night and heard some loud noises coming from his parents’ bedroom. But by the time he got to their room, the noises had ceased and the bathroom light was on. Little Johnny looked in the bathroom and saw his father removing a condom. “Daddy, whatcha doin’?” asked Little Johnny. His startled father tried to think of something to say and all he could come up with was, “Uh, I’m just checking the bathroom for mice.” Little Johnny looked confused. “What are you gonna do, screw ’em?!”

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