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While you’re in there… (joke)

While on a car trip, an elderly couple stopped for lunch. They finished their meal and drove nearly an hour before the woman realized she must have left her glasses at the restaurant. They turned around and headed back, but the old man fussed and griped all the way about her forgetfulness. When they finally arrived at the restaurant, she headed inside to get her glasses, the man yelled to her, “While you’re in there, you might as well get my hat, too.”