Category Archives: Computer Jokes

Tech Support Torture

Have you ever been tortured by phone tech support?

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Power Switch

Can you find the power switch for your computer?

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Online Addiction?

Would you miss your own wedding if you had an online addiction?

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Computer Airbag

Shouldn’t all computers come equipped with an airbag?

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Laundry Computer Room

Look at her inventive computer desk!? Maybe she’s spent a little too much time on the laundry-computer room

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Spam in a bottle

What happens when you send a message in a bottle on a deserted island?? Spam in a bottle of course!

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Better ways to log off (funny cartoon)

Here’s a funny one – there sure are better ways to log off!

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I had a problem with my computer today

So I called Eric, the 11 year old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control and asked him to come over.

Eric clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.

As he was walking away, I called after him, ‘So, what was wrong ? He replied, ‘It was an ID ten T error.’

I didn’t want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired,

‘An, ID ten T error ? What’s that? In case I need to fix it again.’

Eric grinned …. ‘Haven’t you ever heard of an ID ten T error before ?

‘No,’ I replied.

‘Write it down,’ he said, ‘and I think you’ll figure it out.’ So I wrote down:

ID10T

I used to like Eric, the little bastard.

Google Autocomplete WTF pic

Again another WTF with this Google autocomplete image. To think that people really had to type this in to get these embedded as Google suggestions:

is it wrong to sleep with your (google auto-complete)

The Original Computer

Memory was something you lost with age

An application was for employment

A program was a TV show

A cursor used profanity

A keyboard was a piano

A web was a spider’s home

A virus was the flu

A CD was a bank account

if you had a 3 inch floppy…

…you just hoped nobody ever found out!