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Gynecologist’s Assistant Opening (joke)

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A young man goes into the Job Center in Kansas City, Kansas and sees a card advertising for a Gynecologist’s Assistant. Interested he goes to learn more – ‘Can you give me some more details about this?’ he asks the guy behind the desk.

The Job Center man sorts through his files & replies – ‘Oh yes here it is :
The job entails you getting the lady patients ready for the gynecologist. You have to help them out of their underwear, lie them down and carefully wash their genital regions. You then apply shaving foam and gently shave off all their pubic hair then rub in soothing oils so that they’re ready for the gynecologist’s examination. There’s an annual salary of $45,000, but you’re going to have to go to Wichita, Kansas. That’s about 120 miles from here.’

‘Oh why, is that where the job’s at?’

‘No sir – that’s where the end of the line is…!!’

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I Hurt All Over (blonde joke)

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“Doc, you’ve got to help me,” said the cute young redhead. “I hurt all over.” “What do you mean?” asked the doctor. She touched her right knee with her finger. “Ow, that hurts.” She touched her left cheek. “Ow, that really hurts!” Then she touched her shoulder. “OW! Even THAT hurts!” The doctor grew suspicious. “Are you a natural blonde?” he asked. “Why, yes,” she replied. “how did you know?” “Oh, lucky guess,” said the doctor. “You have a sprained finger.”