Archive for 'Country Humor' Category
The Dinner Club
A group of country neighbors wanted to get together on a regular basis and socialize. As a result, about 10 couples formed a dinner club and agreed to meet for dinner at a different neighbors’ house each month. Of course, the lady of the house was to prepare the meal. When it came time for [...]
New Special Forces
The Pentagon announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF). These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, West Virginia, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee, and Texas boys will be dropped off into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists: 1. The season opened [...]
A little Country Humor
An old farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. ? From morning till night (and sometimes later), she was always complaining about something. The only time he got any relief was when he was out plowing with his old mule. ? He tried to plow a lot. One day, when he was out plowing, [...]
Redneck Raffle (joke)
While Bubba and Billy Bob were in the local Wal-Mart, they decided to get in on the weekly charity raffle. They bought five tickets each at a dollar a pop. The following week, when the raffle was drawn, each had won a prize. Billy Bob won 1st place- a year’s supply of gourmet spaghetti sauce [...]
That’s Not How You Spell Country…Is It?
So we saw this on the web today, apparently somebody was driving around, and then they saw this on the back windshield of the car in front of them. And then it dawned on them – “that’s not how you spell country – is it? doh!”. Now that’s a TRUE ‘Cuntry Slut’ for sure! Related [...]
The Farmer and his Supplies (joke)
A guy is about three steps inside a bar when he realizes it’s a gay bar. “What the heck? I really want a drink,” he thinks, and sits down. A waiter approaches and says, “what’s the name of your penis?” The guy says, “look, buddy, I’m not into that. All I want is a drink.” [...]
Bear Remover
A man wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there’s an ad for “Bear Removers.” He calls the number, and the bear remover says he’ll be over in 30 minutes. The bear remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He’s [...]
The Southern Salesman
A young guy from Mississippi moves to Florida and goes to a big “everything under one roof” department store looking for a job. The Manager says, “Do you have any sales experience?” The kid says “Yeah. I was a salesman back in Mississippi” Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. “You [...]
You might be a redneck if… (joke)
You may be a redneck if your Daddy’s last words were, “Hold my beer and watch this!” Related PostsThe Redneck and the Police Dog (joke)One hot summer day, a redneck came to town with his dog, tied it under the shade of a tree, and head…Redneck Garbage (joke)A sheriff’s deputy pulled up beside a man [...]
Jumping off the bridge (joke)
An Alabama farmer was driving across a bridge when he noticed a man on the railing ready to jump. The farmer stopped his pickup, ran up to the man, and said, “Hey fellow, stop! Why are you doing this?” The man replied, “I have no reason to live.” The farmer said, “Think of your wife [...]
