Archives by Tag 'dating jokes'

The Courtship joke

By topjokes - Last updated: Monday, May 13, 2013

Josh lusted after Linda. When she finally agreed to go out with him, he took her out to dinner and then afterwards, drove her five miles out into the country, parked, and said passionately, “I want you right here, right now. Do it… or you can walk home!” Without saying a word, Linda got out [...]

The Dating Scene (joke)

By topjokes - Last updated: Tuesday, March 6, 2012

Bob and Bill were talking at the bar. Bob looked really down in the dumps. “What’s wrong, Bob?” asked Bill. Bob sighed. “I just don’t get it. The dating scene is so confusing. There are so many people to please. I dated this one woman, she liked me and her mom liked me but her [...]