Archive for 'Rabbi Jokes' Category

The New Cow

By topjokes - Last updated: Monday, October 10, 2011

A town in Poland had only one cow and it stopped giving milk. The townspeople did a little research and discovered they could get a cow from Moscow for 2,000 rubles, or one from Minsk for only 1,000 rubles. So, naturally, they got the cow from Minsk. It was a great cow, with a wonderful [...]

A Wonderful Family

By topjokes - Last updated: Saturday, September 24, 2011

The Rabbi in a small town in the old country died. His widow, the Rebbetzin, was disconsolate for months until the people of the village decided she should remarry. The town was so small that it only had one eligible bachelor, the butcher. The Rebbetzin was concerned because she had been wed to a scholar, [...]