Archive for 'Groaners' Category
Vegetable Groaner
Tired of being broke and stuck in an unhappy marriage, Bill decided to solve both of his problems. He took out a large insurance policy on his wife, making himself the beneficiary, and then hired an underworld figure to kill her. The killer, let’s call him “Artie,” explained that his price was $5,000. Bill said [...]
Something is Wrong With My Leg (joke)
“Doc, you gotta check out my leg. Something’s wrong. Just put your ear to my thigh; you’ll hear it.” The doctor cautiously placed his ear to the man’s thigh and heard, “Gimme a hundred bucks. I need a hundred bucks.” “Why, I’ve never heard anything like this before! How long has this been going on?” [...]
Snow White (groaner) joke
Snow White used her new digital camera to take pictures of all the dwarfs. When she ran out of memory, she took it to the store to get prints made. A week later, she returned for the photos, but the clerk said they weren’t ready yet. She was so disappointed that she started to cry. [...]
How Babies Are Made Joke
After Mommy told her how babies get made, Little Suzie fell silent. “Do you understand now?” asked Mommy. “I think so,” replied Little Suzie. “Do you have any questions?” “Well, yes. How do kittens get made?” “Exactly the same way as babies.” “Wow!” said Little Suzie. “Daddy can do anything!” Related PostsWhere do babies come [...]
Yard Work (joke)
A woman was weed-whacking her yard and accidentally cut off the tail of her cat which was hiding in the grass. She rushed her cat, along with the tail over to WALMART! Why WALMART??? WALMART is the largest retailer in the world!!! Related PostsYard Work (joke)A woman was weed-whacking her yard and accidentally cut off [...]
It’s Fart Football!
An elderly couple has only been in bed for a few minutes when the man farts. He says, “7 points!” She asks, “7 points for what?” The old man replies, “It’s fart football.” A minute later, she fires one off. “Touchdown! Tie score,” she announces. A few minutes pass and the old man farts again. [...]
