My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that “Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he’ll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super.”
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn’t moved a muscle. “Perhaps you didn’t hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.”
She calmly turned her head and said, “In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one.”
To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, “Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I’m called a Queen, so IÂ outrank you. Tray-up, Bitch.”
Category Archives: funny videos
Hilariously funny commercials video from around the world
To follow up the other funny video posts, here’s a great post from YouTube of funny commercials! If you think you’ve seen them all – think again! This is a good mix of hilariously funny commercial videos from around the world – international flavor!
Best funny video clip montage on YouTube
Remember those funny video shows, and there’s that segment where they show a video montage of the funniest video clips they could find? Sometimes they’ll be the funniest animal videos, sometimes the funniest wedding videos, sometimes just the funniest clips of guys getting hit in their crotch. This is a video compilation put together by someone at home (in that style) with some of the best funny video clips you’ll ever see! Don’t close your eyes, there’s seven minutes worth in this batch, enough to keep you laughing and rolling on the floor gasping for air!
Best Homer Simpson impression ever! searching YouTube!
This guy does possibly the greatest Homer Simpson impression you’ll ever see! You’ll think that he’s the guy on The Simpsons that actually does the voice! He’s even got the facial expressions and mannerisms of Homer down pat…when you’re watching the video, watch out for when he does the voices of Marge and Barney (which are also dead on!) Who’s needs Simsonize Me when you’ve got this?
Funniest Beer Video Ever
I’ve seen a lot of beer commercial videos over the years, and none were really quite as funny as this one! I hope you enjoy it as much as I have, it puts a new spin on the term “tongue in cheek”! Lol, or LMAO really…
Funny Cell Phone “fight” Video
Here’s a really funny video where the dude is pretending to talk on his cell phone and wants to “fight” everyone he talks to. Try doing this in a public place some time – it’s hilarious!
Funny LOL Cat Video from YouTube
Alright – just had to post this one…if you don’t laugh at this funny cat video, then there’s something wrong with you!
Dragon Costume funny video
Well here’s a young man’s costume gone wrong in a great YouTube video called “Dragon Costume”. That big long furry thing between his legs – is it what you think it is? This funny video definitely cracked me up!
The best milk commercial ever!
This is too funny, true for so many men all over the world!
The Evolution of Dance (funny video)
I’ve seen this before, and the only reason I decided to post this is there’s always people that haven’t seen it before…or if you’re like me – you might not have seen it in awhile – and it STILL really cracks you up. This is comedian Judson Laipply, and this bit he does is amazing. He calls it “The Evolution of Dance” and this clip is about 6 minutes long. As funny as this is – it’s even more amazing that he can do all these dances at all. If you saw the guy on the street you wouldn’t even think he COULD dance! Enjoy – this is a really good clip!