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Naked with Cats

Naked with Cats pic
Naked with Cats pic

This is quite possibly the strangest picture I’ve ever seen. What do you make of it? Leave your comment below for the funniest caption!

The Catholics and the Jews Play Golf (joke)

Shortly after the Pope had apologized to the Jewish people for the treatment of Jews by the Catholic Church over the years, Ariel Sharon, the Minister of Israel, sent a proposal to the College of Cardinals for a friendly game of golf to be played between the two leaders, or their representatives, to demonstrate the friendship and ecumenical spirit shared by the Catholics and the Jews.

The Pope then met with the College of Cardinals to discuss the proposal.”  Your Holiness,” said one of the Cardinals, “Mr. Sharon wants to challenge you to a game of golf to show that you are old and unable to compete. I am afraid that this would tarnish our image in the world.”

The Pope thought about this and since he had never held a golf club in his life asked, “Don’t we have a Cardinal to represent me?” “None who plays golf very well,” a Cardinal replied. “But,” he added, “There is a man named Jack Nicklaus, an American golfer, who is a devout Catholic. We can arrange to make him a Cardinal, and then ask him to play Sharon as your personal representative. In addition to showing our spirit of cooperation, we will also win the match.”

Everyone agreed that this was a great idea. The call was made. Of course, Nicklaus was honored and he agreed to play as a representative of the Pope.

The day after the match, Nicklaus reported to the Vatican to inform the Pope of the result. “This is Cardinal Nicklaus. I have some good news and some bad news, Your Holiness,” said the golfer.

“Tell me the good news, Cardinal Nicklaus,” said the Pope.

“Well, Your Holiness, I don’t like to brag, but even though I have played some terrific rounds of golf in my life, this was the best I have ever played, by far. I must have been inspired from above. My drives were long and true, my irons were accurate and purposeful, and my putting was perfect. With all due respect, my play was truly miraculous.”

“How can there be bad news?” the Pope asked.

“I lost by three strokes to Rabbi Woods.”

Divorced Barbie Doll Joke

Divorced Barbie Doll Joke

One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it’s his daughter’s birthday. He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, ‘How much for one of those Barbie’s in the display window?’ The salesperson answers, ‘Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95’.

The amazed father asks: ‘It’s what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?’

The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: ‘Sir…, Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken’s Car, Ken’s House, Ken’s Boat, Ken’s Furniture, Ken’s Computer, one of Ken’s Friends, and a key chain made with Ken’s balls.

Meat Nativity Scene

So what do you think about the baby jesus on a bed of sauerkraut? This meat nativity scene smells like bacon for sure! Is is kosher? I dunno, but looks like a bunch of lil’ piggies to me. I would’ve liked to see this after it had cooked! Was this for Sunday dinner or Christmast dinner? This is a WTF pic for sure!

Meat Nativity Scene

Ditto Christmas Lights

The neighbor with the ditto Christmas lights must’ve been fed up with the neighbors having the huge display all these years (lol).

ditto-christmas-lights

Google Autocomplete WTF pic

Again another WTF with this Google autocomplete image. To think that people really had to type this in to get these embedded as Google suggestions:

is it wrong to sleep with your (google auto-complete)

WTF image – the best

I’ve seen a lot of WTF pics, but this one takes the cake. Really – what’s going on here? Is this a contest to see who can be the best swiffer? Is it a weird animal imitation? Or yet another example of how Asian people do really weird stuff?

wtf pic

WTF Toilet Paper Dispenser

Well, if you were in a restaurant and saw this toilet paper dispenser, I know that you’d immediately say “WTF?!”. Disgusting or not, it’s gotta make you laugh….

anus-toilet-paper

What if it runs out of toilet paper? Are you sticking your finger inside to see if there’s more? I wonder if this type of marketing is exclusive to gay bars?

asshole-toilet-paper

WTF Pic: Shave a Baby?

This is definitely the WTF Pic of the day – “Shave a Baby?” Why are the Japanese and Chinese so warped, and where in the heck did they get an idea like this? Who in their right mind would develop a toy where you could shave a baby? How many of these do you think they sold? WTF?

WTF shave a baby?
WTF shave a baby?

WTF Pic – Tattooed Skeleton Face

tattoo-face-skull wtf pic

There are some REALLY stupid people in this world – but WTF do you have to be thinking to get a skeleton tattooed on your ENTIRE FACE!  I mean, really dude – WTF?!