There’s been extreme flooding in Ireland, this photo may tug at your heart strings quite a bit…
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Category Archives: funny pics
Banned from Christmas Lights Competition Pic
This year I thought I thought I’d enter the Christmas Lights competition in my local village. Turns out instead of placing I was banned from ever competing again – go figure! Here’s my entry (which I thought was very funny)…
Teacup with Shadow Boobs pics
Well, isn’t this convenient? A teacup with a shadow of boobs. Could it be a better day?
Giraffe Climbs Tree Pic
Here’s a pic of a Giraffe that climbed a tree to escape some kind of danger. I’m guessing a lion, a tiger, or a bear – oh my! I just can’t believe that something with those long skinny legs and that tall could manage to scale any size of tree? Go figure, this is my WTF pic of the day!
Cash4Gold Letter
This Cash4Gold letter is one of the funniest things I’ve seen! Can you imagine getting this in the mail? This guy seemed to be so proud of it that he framed it!
Nuns in Town
Sisters Mary Catherine, Maria Theresa, Katherine Marie, Rose Frances, & Mary Kathleen left the Convent on a trip to St. Patrick’s Cathedral in New York City and were sight-seeing on a Tuesday in July. It was hot and humid in town and their traditional garb was making them so uncomfortable, they decided to stop in at Patty McGuire ‘s Pub for a cold soft drink. Patty had recently added special legs to his barstools, which were the talk of the fashionable eastside neighborhood. All 5 Nuns sat up at the bar and were enjoying their Cokes when Monsignor Riley and Father McGinty entered the bar through the front door. They, too, came for a cold drink when they were shocked and almost fainted at what they saw.
Naked with Cats
This is quite possibly the strangest picture I’ve ever seen. What do you make of it? Leave your comment below for the funniest caption!
The Catholics and the Jews Play Golf (joke)
Shortly after the Pope had apologized to the Jewish people for the treatment of Jews by the Catholic Church over the years, Ariel Sharon, the Minister of Israel, sent a proposal to the College of Cardinals for a friendly game of golf to be played between the two leaders, or their representatives, to demonstrate the friendship and ecumenical spirit shared by the Catholics and the Jews.
The Pope then met with the College of Cardinals to discuss the proposal.” Your Holiness,” said one of the Cardinals, “Mr. Sharon wants to challenge you to a game of golf to show that you are old and unable to compete. I am afraid that this would tarnish our image in the world.”
The Pope thought about this and since he had never held a golf club in his life asked, “Don’t we have a Cardinal to represent me?” “None who plays golf very well,” a Cardinal replied. “But,” he added, “There is a man named Jack Nicklaus, an American golfer, who is a devout Catholic. We can arrange to make him a Cardinal, and then ask him to play Sharon as your personal representative. In addition to showing our spirit of cooperation, we will also win the match.”
Everyone agreed that this was a great idea. The call was made. Of course, Nicklaus was honored and he agreed to play as a representative of the Pope.
The day after the match, Nicklaus reported to the Vatican to inform the Pope of the result. “This is Cardinal Nicklaus. I have some good news and some bad news, Your Holiness,” said the golfer.
“Tell me the good news, Cardinal Nicklaus,” said the Pope.
“Well, Your Holiness, I don’t like to brag, but even though I have played some terrific rounds of golf in my life, this was the best I have ever played, by far. I must have been inspired from above. My drives were long and true, my irons were accurate and purposeful, and my putting was perfect. With all due respect, my play was truly miraculous.”
“How can there be bad news?” the Pope asked.
“I lost by three strokes to Rabbi Woods.”
Divorced Barbie Doll Joke
One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it’s his daughter’s birthday. He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, ‘How much for one of those Barbie’s in the display window?’ The salesperson answers, ‘Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95’.
The amazed father asks: ‘It’s what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?’
The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: ‘Sir…, Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken’s Car, Ken’s House, Ken’s Boat, Ken’s Furniture, Ken’s Computer, one of Ken’s Friends, and a key chain made with Ken’s balls.
Meat Nativity Scene
So what do you think about the baby jesus on a bed of sauerkraut? This meat nativity scene smells like bacon for sure! Is is kosher? I dunno, but looks like a bunch of lil’ piggies to me. I would’ve liked to see this after it had cooked! Was this for Sunday dinner or Christmast dinner? This is a WTF pic for sure!
