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WTF Pic: Shave a Baby?
This is definitely the WTF Pic of the day – “Shave a Baby?” Why are the Japanese and Chinese so warped, and where in the heck did they get an idea like this? Who in their right mind would develop a toy where you could shave a baby? How many of these do you think [...]
“Time Expired” Parking Meter on Grave (funny pics)
I got this from a lady online. A friend of hers died who had a great sense of humor and always used to say that when she died she wanted a parking meter on her grave that says “Expired”. So her nephew got her one on eBay! She said that her grave is right by [...]
Nuns in Town
Sisters Mary Catherine, Maria Theresa, Katherine Marie, Rose Frances, & Mary Kathleen left the Convent on a trip to St. Patrick’s Cathedral in New York City and were sight-seeing on a Tuesday in July. It was hot and humid in town and their traditional garb was making them so uncomfortable, they decided to stop in [...]
Divorced Barbie Doll Joke
One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembers that it’s his daughter’s birthday. He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, ‘How much for one of those Barbie’s in the display window?’ The salesperson answers, ‘Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: [...]
Tech Support Torture
Have you ever been tortured by phone tech support? [photopress:torture_tech_support.jpg,full,pp_image] Related PostsThe Sex ShopAn elderly woman wobbled her way into a sex shop, approached the counter and, holding on to it for s…Don’t Shave Your Ass Hair!Don’t Shave I have recently made one of the biggest mistakes in my life, and I offer my story [...]
Power Switch
Can you find the power switch for your computer? [photopress:power_switch.jpg,full,pp_image] Related PostsReligious Leaders as Software Programmers (joke)Between moments of dispensing wisdom, it seems that historical religious leaders had also learned so…Fart FootballAn old married couple no sooner hit the pillows When the old man passes gas and says, “Seven Points…It’s Fart Football!An elderly couple has [...]
Online Addiction?
Would you miss your own wedding if you had an online addiction? [photopress:online_addiction_wedding.jpg,full,pp_image] Related PostsSex Addiction (joke)The stunning blonde went to her faculty advisor for some course problems, but seemed distracted. “Ar…“Time Expired” Parking Meter on Grave (funny pics)I got this from a lady online. A friend of hers died who had a great sense [...]
Computer Airbag
Shouldn’t all computers come equipped with an airbag? [photopress:computer_airbag.gif,full,pp_image] Related PostsLaundry Computer RoomLook at her inventive computer desk!? Maybe she’s spent a little too much time on the laundry-compu…Computer Programmer JokeA computer programmer was taking a smoke break when a woman passing by sarcastically commented, “Don…Computer Addict’s exercise planComputer Addicts’ Exercise Plan: Sitting, staring, and [...]
Laundry Computer Room
Look at her inventive computer desk!? Maybe she’s spent a little too much time on the laundry-computer room [photopress:washer_dryer_computer_desk.jpg,full,pp_image] Related PostsHanging the LaundryThree women always hang their laundry in their backyards. Often two of the women’s laundry gets wet,…Learning to Wash Laundry (joke)At a couple’s first breakfast in their new home, the wife commented, “Look [...]
Spam in a bottle
What happens when you send a message in a bottle on a deserted island?? Spam in a bottle of course! [photopress:spam_in_a_bottle.gif,full,pp_image] Related PostsThe Irishman’s Three WishesAn Irishman walking along the beach found a bottle lying in the sand. He picked it up, brushed it of…The Irishman’s WishIr you’re Irish – this joke should bring a [...]
