Three guys were out in the woods bear hunting. One of the guys says “I am going to sit by this tree”.

Knowing the first guy was new to hunting, the other two guys say to him, “Whatever happens, don’t say a single word”.

So the man sitting by the tree agrees with the other two so they start walking somewhere else to sit. Then just as they were about to sit down, they here the other guy scream. They run back to the man that they left behind. When they get there the man is still sitting by the tree.

Confused, the two men said, “Why did you scream? We told you not to say anything no matter what happened.”

The guy looks the other two right in the eyes and says, “When that snake crawled over my legs, I didn’t scream. When that bear growled right in my face, I didn’t scream. But I could hold it no longer when them two chipmunks crawled up my pantlegs and said to each other, “Do we eat here or take them to go?”