An old man, goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra.
‘Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?’
‘I can cut them for you’ said Dan the pharmacist ‘
but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection.. ‘
‘I am 96′ said the old man.’I don’t want an erection.
I just want it sticking out far enough so I don’t pee on my slippers.’
