I Want My Money Back

Sidney, suffering from premature ejaculation, visited a sex shop for help. The clerk showed him an aerosol can. “Sir, this is Stay-Hard. Just spray it on and you’ll go all night!” Excited, Sidney took it home and stashed it in the basement until late that night when he sprayed it on and then hurried upstairs. Unfortunately, he peaked sooner than ever. The next day, Sidney returned to the sex shop, slammed the can down on the counter, and snapped, “I want my money back. This stuff doesn’t work at all. If anything, I came faster!” The clerk read the label and laughed. “What’s so funny?” asked Sidney. “Sir, you must have grabbed the wrong can. This is Easy-Off!”

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