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Where did Humans Come From (joke)?

This joke is pretty funny – who can resist taking a swipe at the old man at the expense of the kids!

Little Suzie asked her mother, “Where did humans come from?” Her mother answered, “Well, dear, God made Adam and Eve and they had children and all mankind descended from them.” Then she asked her father the same question. Her father answered, “Over millions of years, humans developed from apes.” The confused girl returned to her mother and told her what Daddy said. “Mom, how come you said we were created by God while Dad said we descended from monkeys?” Mother answered, “Simple, dear: I was talking about my family’s origins and your father was talking about his!”

One Response to “Where did Humans Come From (joke)?”

Comment from demon
Time June 15, 2010 at 11:43 am

evolution jokes? funny as hell!