A plane crashed near a desert island and the only survivors were a man and Cindy Crawford. As the days passed into weeks and the weeks passed into months, they grew closer until, eventually, they were sleeping together. After a year or more of living out everyman’s fantasy, the man grew frustrated. Concerned, Cindy asked if there was anything she could do to help. He responded, “Well, there is one thing. Tomorrow, could you wear this baseball cap and let me call you Bob?” Assuming the isolation was getting to him, she agreed. The next morning, he walked up to her and said, “Hi ya, Bob!” Cindy responded, “Hey, buddy. What’s new?” “Bob, guess what? I’m sleeping with Cindy Crawford!”