Top Jokes

Two blondes with hammers, Carol and Donna, were doing some
Carpenter work on a Habitat for Humanity house. Carol, who was nailing
Down house siding, would reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail , and
Either toss it over her shoulder or nail it in.
Donna, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, “Why are you
Throwing those nails away?”
Carol explained, “When I pull a nail out of my pouch, about half of
Them have the head on the wrong end, and I throw them away.”
Donna got completely upset and yelled, “You moron! Those nails
Aren’t defective! They’re for the other side of the house!”