Waiting on a Friend

Chris went over to his friend’s house and rang the bell. “Hi, Nora. Is Tony home?” “No, he’s at the store.” “Well, do you mind if I wait?” “Of course not. Come in, Chris.” They sat down to kill a little time. Eventually Chris said, “Nora, I’ve always thought you have the best breasts I’ve ever seen. I’d give you a hundred bucks just to see one.” Nora considered this and figured, “what the hell; we could use a hundred bucks.” So she demurely opened her robe, exposing her left breast. Chris was impressed, thanked her and laid a hundred dollar bill on the table. They chatted a little more until Chris said, “That breast was so beautiful, now I’m just dying to see them both. I’ll give you another hundred bucks to see them both together.” Nora thought again and decided, “what the hell, he’s seen one…” so she dropped her robe, and gave Chris a nice long look. Again, he thanked her and tossed another hundred dollar bill on the table. “Well, I can’t wait any longer,” he said, standing. “Tell Tony I dropped by.” And he left. When Tony arrived home, Nora told him, “Your weird friend, Chris, stopped by.” Tony was surprised. “Oh, yeah? Did he drop off that 200 bucks he owes me?”

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