A man got on a bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a fine looking blonde. The puzzled blonde kept looking at

him and his bulging pockets. Finally, after many curious glances from her, he said, ‘It’s golf balls.’

The blonde continued to look at him for a very long time, thinking about what he had said. After several minutes, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, she inquired, ‘Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?’