hunting joke

Hunting Joke

Four guys had planned their deer hunting trip for months but, shortly before the big date, Ron’s wife changed her mind. His buddies were disappointed, but what could they do? Yet, when they got to the trailhead, there stood Ron. “Dammit, man. How did you talk your wife into letting you go?” “Well, last night she put on a skimpy nightie and pulled me into the bedroom, which was lit only by candlelight. She even had handcuffs and ropes! She said, ‘Tie me to the bed’, so I did. And then she said, ‘Do whatever you want.’ So, here I am!”