Nuns Final Confession (joke)

Nuns are expected to make one final confession before being admitted to Heaven to become angels. When several nuns died together in a car accident, they formed a line waiting to be absolved of their sins before being made holy. “And so,” asked St. Peter of the first nun, “have you ever had any contact with a penis?” “Well, ” she replied, “Once I did touch just the tip of one with the tip of my finger.” “Okay,” said St. Peter, “dip your finger in the holy water and pass on into Heaven.” The next nun admitted, “Well, once I sort of massaged one a bit.” “Okay,” said St. Peter, “rinse your hand in the holy water and pass on into Heaven.” Suddenly there was a jostling in the line. “What’s going on here?” St. Peter asked as two nuns jockeyed for position in line. “Well, your excellency, if I’m gonna have to gargle, I want to do it before Sister Mary Thomas sticks her butt in!”

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