George was in for his annual physical. “George, everything looks great for a 70-year-old man, but how are you doing mentally, emotionally? Are you at peace with yourself? Do you have a good relationship with God?” George replied, “God and I just fine. Why, when I get up in the middle of the night, he turns on the light before I go to the bathroom and then when I’m done, he turns it back off again.” This puzzled the Doctor, so he called George’s wife. “Thelma, George is just fine physically, but I’m concerned something he said. He said when he gets up during the night, God turns on the light before he goes to the bathroom, then turns it back off again when he’s done.” Thelma just groaned. “That old fool! He’s peeing in the ‘fridge again!”