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Jeeves the Butler (joke)

A wealthy couple, going out for the evening, gave their butler the night off. “We’ll be home late, Jeeves. Enjoy your evening.” However, the wife developed a headache, so she returned home alone. As she entered her house, she found Jeeves sitting by himself. “Jeeves, follow me.” And she led him to her bedroom and closed the door. “Jeeves, take off my dress.” He did so carefully. “Jeeves, take off my stockings and garter belt.” He silently obeyed. “Jeeves, remove my bra and panties.” He did, while the tension mounted. Finally, she said, “Jeeves, if I ever catch you wearing my clothes again, you’re fired!”