home intruder joke

The Intruder (joke)

A young married couple was sleeping in their bedroom when an escaped convict broke into their house and tied up at gunpoint. The husband whispered to his voluptuous young wife, bound-up on the bed in her skimpy nightgown, “Honey, he just escaped from prison. He hasn’t seen a woman in years. Just go along with anything he wants. Our lives depend on it! If he wants to have sex, just go along and pretend you like it.” His wife hissed back through her gag, “I’m glad you feel that way, because he just told me he thinks you have a great ass!”

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