Wedding Band (joke)

A man called a musician and said, “I need about six guys to play my daughter’s wedding reception. What do you charge?” The musician replied, “$2,000.” “What? Two grand for a band? That’s outrageous!” The musician said, “I’ll tell you what: you call the plumbers union and get six plumbers to work from six o’clock until midnight on a Saturday night. Whatever they charge, I’ll charge you half!”