A blonde watches the news (joke)

A blonde and a redhead were in a bar after work, watching the six o’clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump off a bridge. The blonde bet the redhead fifty bucks he wouldn’t jump, and the redhead took it. Sure enough, the guy jumped, so the blonde gave her friend the fifty. The redhead said, “I can’t take this from you; you’re my best friend.” The blonde said, “No, take it. A bet’s a bet.” The redhead said, “Wait. I have to confess. I can’t take your money; I saw this earlier on the five o’clock news.” The blonde said, “Well, so did I, but I never dreamed he’d jump again!”

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