Too Good to Pass Up (joke)

A man was enjoying an after-work drink in a bar when the exceptionally gorgeous sexy young thing entered. She was so striking, he couldn’t take his eyes off her. She soon noticed his stare, approached him, looked deep in his eyes and purred, “Before you say anything, let me tell you I’m a professional. I’ll do anything you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $100, with only one condition.” “Really? What’s the condition?” “You have to tell me what to do in exactly three words.” The man considered her proposition for only a moment before pulling out his wallet. As he counted five twenty-dollar bills into her hand, he then gazed deeply into her beautiful eyes and whispered, “Paint my house.”

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