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The Female Dormitory

The Dean of Students addressed the new freshman class, saying, “The female dormitory is off-limits to all male students and the male dormitory is off-limits to all female students. Anyone caught breaking this rule will be fined $50 for the first violation, $100 for the second violation, and $250 for any subsequent violations.” A male voice from the back called out, “How much for a season pass?”