Bubba rented an apartment in New York City and went out in the hallway to put his name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady in a robe came out of the next apartment. Bubba smiled, and they struck up a conversation. Talking animatedly, her robe slipped open, making it obvious she had nothing else on. Trying his damnedest to maintain eye contact, poor Bubba eventually broke out in a sweat. A few seconds later, she placed her hand on his arm and said, “Come into my apartment. I hear someone coming…” Bubba followed her inside. She closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall open completely. She purred, “So, what would you say is my best asset?” The flustered, embarrassed Bubba stammered, cleared his throat and finally squeaked, “Well, you’re sure a pretty lady, but I’d have to say your ears!” She’s astounded! “What? With a body like mine, you say ‘ears?'” “Because, you know, outside… when you said you heard someone coming… Hell, lady that was me!”