The blonde and the overseas message (joke)

A blonde went into a message center overseas to send a message back to her mother in the States. The clerk told her the price, but she claimed she had no money. But I’d do anything to get a message to my dear sweet mother.” The clerk arched his eyebrow and grinned. “Anything?” he asked. “Yes, anything!” the blonde promised. So they went together to the back room and he closed the door. He instructed her, “Get down on your knees.” She did. “Lower my zipper.” She did. “Now take it out.” She reached in, grabbed it with both hands, and then paused. He whispered through closed eyes, “Well? Go ahead.” The blonde slowly brought it to her lips and said, “Hello, Mom? Can you hear me?”

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