Little Johnny jokes crack me up, didn’t we all know somebody like this when we were kids?

Little Johnny was five years old and just learning to read. He and his mother were reading a book on animals when he pointed at one page and cried, “Look, Mommy! It’s a frickin’ elephant!” His mother took a deep breath and said, “What did you say?” “It’s a frickin’ elephant, Mama! Look! It says so right here!” And so it did: “African Elephant.” Ain’t Hooked on Phonics wonderful?

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