Kindergarten Sports Lesson (joke)

The kindergarten teacher said, “Good morning, class.” Her students chimed back, “Good morning, teacher.” “Class, you may not know it, but I’m a big Yankee fan. How many of you are Yankee fans, too?” Everyone in the class raised their hand except little Sally. The teacher asked, “Well, Sally. What are you?” Sally replied, “A Mets fan, teacher.” The teacher asked, “Why?” Sally said, “Well, my daddy is a Mets fan, and my mommy is a Mets fan, so that makes me a Mets fan!” “Now, Sally. You don’t always have to be what your parents are. What if your father was a moron and your mother was a moron. What would that make you?” Sally didn’t hesitate. “A Yankees fan?!”

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