This isn’t exactly the nursery rhyme you heard in grade school!

Little Red Riding Hood was skipping thru the forest when she saw the Big Bad Wolf crouched behind a log. “My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf.” The wolf jumped up and ran away. She walked a little farther and then she saw the Big Bad Wolf again, this time crouched behind a bush. “My, what big ears you have, Mr. Wolf.” Again the wolf jumped up and ran away. She walked a little farther and then she spied the Big Bad Wolf again, this time crouched behind a rock. “My, what big teeth you have, Mr. Wolf.” The wolf screamed back, “Damn it, kid! Can’t a wolf take a sh¡t in the woods?!”