The Genie was Hard of Hearing joke

A man entered a bar with a tiny man perched on his shoulder. The bartender asked the man, “Who’s your little friend?” The man replied, “You don’t want to know.” After a few minutes, the tiny man hopped down onto the bar, ran to the piano, and began to play beautiful music on the piano just by running across the keys! The bartender exclaimed, “That’s the most wonderful thing I ever heard! Where did you find him?” The man replied, “Oh, one night I was walking along the beach when I found this jar. I rubbed it and out popped a genie who was evidently a little hard of hearing, because I sure as hell didn’t ask for a 12-inch pianist!”

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