At the Airport

A guy sitting in the Atlanta airport bar couldn’t ignore the beautiful woman sitting nearby. “She must be a flight attendant,” he thought, “so gorgeous. But which airline?” He leaned over and uttered the Delta slogan, “Love to fly and it shows?” She gave him a blank, confused stare. Hmm, not Delta. Maybe American? “Something special in the air?” She gave the same confused look. Not American. United? “I’d love to fly your friendly skies.” The woman had had enough. “What the f*?k do you want?” The man smiled. “Ah. Air France!”

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