Halloween Headache (joke)

A young married couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween party, but the wife came down with a terrible headache. “Go ahead and go,” she told her spouse. “Have a good time.” He protested, but she insisted, so he took his costume and left while she took some aspirin and a nap. After an hour or so, she awakened without pain, and since it was still early, she decided to go to the party. Because her husband had never seen her costume, she thought she might have some fun watching him when he thought she wasn’t around. At the party, she soon spotted her husband on the dance floor, cavorting with every woman he could, and taking a little kiss here and there. So she sidled up to him and, being a rather seductive woman herself, came on to him, although without ever saying a word. She let him go as far as he wished; after all, he was her husband. And, it was rather fun. Finally, he whispered a proposition in her ear; she agreed and off they went to a car in the parking lot, where they took care of business. Just before the midnight unmasking, she slipped out, went home, put away her costume, and climbed into bed, wondering just exactly what sort of explanation he would come up with for his notorious behavior. When he arrived home, she was sitting up in bed, reading. “How was the party, dear?” she asked with a smile. He replied, “Oh, the same old thing. Rather boring. You know I never have a good time without you!” “Did you get to dance?” “No, not even danced one dance. When I got to the party, I met Pete, Bill and Jim, and they wanted to play some poker, so we went upstairs to the den and played poker all evening. But that guy I loaned my costume to had one helluva good time!”

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