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I hear they eat dogs… (joke)

This is the classic immigrant joke…I can see this happening in New York City, can’t you?

Two foreign immigrants, newly arrived in the United States, noticed people lining up to buy food from a cart. “I’ve heard that people here eat dogs.” “Really?” said her friend, “But we’re in America, so we should do as Americans do.” They headed for the cart. “Two dogs, please,” she said. The vendor handed her two hot dogs wrapped in foil. They excitedly headed for a bench and unwrapped their meal. The first to open the foil blushed and whispered to her friend, “What part did you get?”

Connolly Hot Dog Roll-a-Grill
Connolly Hot Dog Roll-a-Grill
Roller Hot Dog Grill from Nemco features six rollers with a 10 dog capacity. Compact unit measures 13-3/4″ x 10″ x 7″ and has a 200 per hour capacity. Electric power – plug it in and go. Rugged stainless steel and aluminum construction. Individual chain drive mechanism reduces wear. Heat shrunk Teflon rings protect bearing areas from grease. Removable grease drip pan makes for easy cleaning. Available in non-stick silverstone or chrome roller grills. Bun box available seperately. 120V, 330 Watts, 3.0 Amps.

NEW! Hot Diggity Dog Costume KETCHUP - LARGE
NEW! Hot Diggity Dog Costume KETCHUP – LARGE
Turn any dog into a hot dog! The new Hot Diggity Dog costume features two plump, plush poppy seed buns with zig zag mustard along the back. A fabulous costume that would turn heads!Sizing Guide: Measure length of pet’s back from the base of the neck to the base of the tail. If the measurement is between sizes of if pet has a stouter build, we recommend selecting the next size up for a proper fit.Small: Up to 10″ Toy Poodle, Silky Terrior, Yorkshire Terrier, Boston Terrier, Chihuahua, Maltese, Pomeraninan, Jack Russell Terrier, Australian Terrier, Pug. Large: 14″ to 18″ Springer Spaniel, Brittany Spaniel, Border Collie, Dalmation.Easy to Put On and Take off Adjustable Elasticized Velcro Straps Secure and Comfortable Fit