Three guys die and go to heaven, where they stood before St. Peter. St. Peter asked the first guy, “How many times have you cheated on your wife?” He replied, “Why, I have NEVER cheated on my wife!” St. Peter is pleased. “That’s good,” he said. “Here’s a limo for you to drive around heaven.” St. Peter then asked the second guy, “How many times have you cheated on your wife?” He replied, “Honestly? At most, five times.” St. Peter frowned. “That’s not so good,” he said. “I can only give you a motorcycle to ride around heaven.” St. Peter then asked the third guy, “How many times have you cheated on your wife?” He breaks down, sobbing, “Oh, I’m so sorry. I must have cheated on my wife at least fifty times.” Seeing his tears, St. Peter takes pity. “You seem remorseful, so I’ll give you this bicycle to ride around heaven.” Later, the three run into each other again. Both the bicyclist and the motorcyclist are happy, but the guy in the limo is crying. “Why are you sad? You got the limo!” And the guy said, “I just saw my wife go by on Rollerblades.”